Funny quotes about getting drunk
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Funny quotes about getting drunk
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WebI hate when people say that you don’t need alcohol to have fun. Well, you don’t need running shoes to run but it helps. Beer doesn’t have many vitamins. That’s why you … WebHere Are 50 Quotes From Our Collection Of Funny Drinking Quotes For T-Shirts 01. Shut Up Liver You Are Fine This quote sarcastically comments on the people who know that …
WebDrunkenness is temporary suicide. Bertrand Russell 1 Copy That which hath made them drunk hath made me bold. William Shakespeare 1 Copy I may be drunk, but in the morning i‘ll be sober and you‘ll still be ugly. Winston Churchill 0 Copy They who drink beer will think beer. Washington Irving 0 Copy
Web“Everyone needs that one friend who’ll get drunk with you, for no reason at all.” “Just remember if we get caught drinking, you’re deaf and I can’t speak English.” “I only … WebDec 21, 2024 · Getting drunk can lead to many good things, but many bad things as well. Still, most of us do it regardless of the potential outcome, it’s drink now, regret later. There’s nothing that captures those
WebMar 21, 2024 · Mindy McCready, "Guys Do It All the Time". "Get over it, honey. Life's a two way street. Or you won't be a man of mine. So, I had some beers with the girls last night. Guys do it all the time." This funny …
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