Splet23. jan. 2024 · Hilarious Retirement Quotes for Coworkers. Make a retiring colleague laugh with these funny quotes about retirement. “Retirement: It’s nice to get out of the rat race, but you have to learn to get along with less cheese.”. – Gene Perret. “Spreading sheets sounds more appealing than a spreadsheet.”. – Unknown. Splet13. feb. 2024 · Wish you a happy birthday, my princess. May your weight be disproportionate to your age. Don’t eat too many sweets on your birthday. As you get older, it becomes hard to lose pounds. Happy birthday, my dear love. My love, you already have a fascinating, handsome, brave, bright, and hilarious boyfriend.
75+ Best Cookie Quotes and Captions • The Three Snackateers
SpletFunny Motivational Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud “If you think you are too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.” Dalai Lama “Better to remain silent and … Splet13. jul. 2016 · Propofol is!”. “You can’t cure stupid, but you can sedate it.”. “Showering won’t be enough after today. I’ll need to be autoclave.”. “While that’s correct… it’s not the most correct. This is nursing school.”. “Be nice … horse automatic waterer for stall
Top 60 Short Funny Quotes to make your day - Outlook Good
Splet29. dec. 2024 · Everyone turns out fine. Just love them and make them laugh. I make my daughter laugh every day.”. — Jimmy Fallon. “Sleep is like the unicorn — it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.”. — Dr. Seuss. “When I was born I was so mad at my parents that I didn’t talk to them for two years.”. — Unknown. Splet21. avg. 2015 · short-quotes-to-make-you-laugh. Featured Posts ... September 10, 2015. 100+ Good Morning Whatsapp Messages. November 16, 2024. 21 Short Motivational … Splet6. Frank Zappa on Make Up and Minds. “Don’t mind your make-up, you’d better make your mind up.”. – Frank Zappa. When you’ve got some decisions to make, stop minding your make up and make up your mind! Figure out your life rather than minding your makeup which is just a mask anyway. p.s. a hundred